"In
my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and
get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home
feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy,
go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold
watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until
you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink
alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high
school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play.
You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born.
And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like
conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger
quarters every day and then.. Voila! You finish off as an orgasm! I
rest my case."
This
quote is from Woody Allen and was sent to me by one of the
participants to our meeting. It is very timely as at my work I was
joking earlier this week about the possibility of deageing.
Especially deageing after reproduction seems a real option to me,
meaning that when the kids grow older, you have more energy again. I
must admit that I am a bit obsessed with growing older, approaching
50, and want to do everything to stop the process. And to find out
that I have a bit more energy again, because my kids can pee, eat and
move on their own gives a feeling of, well, comfort (and living in
Geneva for most of the week also helps in this respect, although I
miss them a lot at the same time).
But
on a more serious side, it is also something we should deal with at
WHO. In our discussions on how to structure the meeting, we are
struggling with finding an alternative for the old models where you
relate age and disease to various forms of care. If you have chronic
diseases, find some disease management programme, If you are frail,
you need to have home or institutional care, and if you are dying,
the palliative care guys are waiting for you. As I said already in my
earlier blog, it is all a bit sad and focused on the average patient.
What
we really want is to find the right mix of support, assistive devices
and care for you to remain longer independent. If your functions
decline, and that is going to happen to all of us, how can we
compensate for that as much as possible? I am not going to tell you
what is our new model (will be released soon), but it is going to
radically alter the lives of older people worldwide (ok, this may be
an exaggeration).
However,
I am convinced that you can start already now in trying to shift the
age where you become dependent and frail. By taking care of the
FIELDS of ageing (Food, Intake, Exercise, Liquids, Drugs and Stress,
see earlier blog) it must be possible to stay in better shape and to
be better able to cope with getting older. Just like people who are
in good shape often recover faster after an operation, fitter people
will probably face serious decline much later in life.
A
word on dependency, as we struggle with that as well. What is it
after all? There is much written about this in the literature.
Dependent is often explained in terms of dependency on other people
with performing activities of daily living. But can you be dependent
on assistive devices as well? Are more resilient people with similar
declined functions less dependent? And how to
define the border line? Does frailty implies that you are also
dependent? And is the wording (dependent) not a terrible way to speak
about people?
Enough
questions and I am not qualified enough to answer them. But we will
address them during our meeting in April.
For
now I wish everybody a happy Easter. After all, Easter always
represents a new beginning, and the start of spring. In fact Easter
is THE feast of deageing. Or as Woody Allen says "I don't want
to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it
through not dying."